Al Bundy Says That He Is Very Sorry
On behalf of my wife Peg and our kids, Kelly and Bud, as well as our deceased dog Buck and his female reincarnation as Lucky, I would like to apologize to America for all the dumb stuff that my distant cousin Cliven has been saying.
Everyone who knows me well enough to say, “Hey, Al” knows that I am a male chauvinist pig well on his way to hating just about everybody. But my buddy Griff and I could not have remained such good friends if I were also a racist.
Likewise, I am not a freeloader. It’s not that I wouldn’t like to be one, but I can’t seem to pull it off.
So I have a lot of mixed feelings about Cliven.
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